Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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