doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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