Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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