Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just had sex on a roof
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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