He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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