I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The air taste purple.
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