People in love make me want to vomit
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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