so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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