last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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