another moral hangover. fuck.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I will be naked everywhere
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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