i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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