did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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