Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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