How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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