my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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