so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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