your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I will pee on everything he values.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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