Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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