my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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