ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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