Where are you?
In a non slutty way
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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