going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
FUCK WHALES
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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