No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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