Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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