Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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