I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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