Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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