im about as happy as oj after his trial
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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