New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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