Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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