Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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