what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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