He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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