This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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