I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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