Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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