Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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