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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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