I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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