Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you didnt know i had herpes?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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