Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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