Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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