youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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