Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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