VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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