i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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