yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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