Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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