I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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