: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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