Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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