ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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