no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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