I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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