i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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