She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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