you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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