How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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