I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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